Friday, March 12, 2010

Why do trolls troll?

Well basically there are 3 reasons:

-Social interest

1. Attention

So you’re a attention whore? What is the best way to get attention without working?
It’s easy! By not feting in!
This principle can be seen in real life also.
You can’t do nothing good like play sports or study well or be funny or anything and you crave attention; what do you do? Put a conformist t-shirt on, dye you’re hair get 10 pierces and everybody will look at you. Not the best kind of attention but attention nonetheless.
Anyway, same principle.
Everybody is like: RIP; he was a good man ; may God rest he’s soul;
Fail troll: I’m glad he’s gay, he was gay!
He’s just waiting for a shitstorm of “asshole” comments, he wants attention that’s all.

2. Social inters

This smart troll wants to study people, they want to test how people react in certain conditions, see how predictable they are or how much dose it take for them to do a certain thing or act a certain way. This troll wants to prove a point it kind of like sarcasm.

3. Entropy

Some trolls just want to see stuff burn.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

IRL Trolling; Learn from the master!

George Carlin giving some tips.

Troll quote of the day

user: the kids at my school are so gay
troll: you should feel at home then

The art of trolling and how not to fail!

4 rules to avoid being a fail troll:

1. Don’t be obvious.
2. Be creative.
3. Try to sound legit.
4. Approve people.

People think trolling is provoking a argument or being racist, elitist, doushbaggi , etc; well it’s not that simple. People are like that on the internet all the time and most of them are not trolls… Yeah really!

1. The problem is that most trolls conform to this stupid idea that all you need to do is state the obvious [Example: Calling a homosexual: “gay fag is gay”], that’s no good people know you are a troll therefore you’re comment has been disregarded. So remember kids, don’t be a obvious troll, this will automatically lead to FAIL!

2. Be creative, don’t be like “[insert contradiction ] lolololol FUCK YOU”, that’s retarded you will automatically FAIL!

The key is to be creative, avoid the obvious and think of something original to say.
Example: America vs. Europe
Fail troll: America has the greatest army, we will bomb you all! America FUCK YEAH!!!
Decent troll: I do believe that America makes the awsemest breakfast.

3. Try to sound legit! In some cases using bad grammar is a must but in some cases it hurt’s your credibility.
The more credible you are the more people will take into consideration what you say.
-Try to give details about the subject.
-Try to make you’re profile credible, invest some time in it.
-Give links that support you’re argument.
-Be polite.

4. Approve people. Yes it does work.
Sometimes a troll does not need to be the center of attention to create a shitstorm.

What’s a troll and what is trolling?

So what is a troll anyway?
• Wikipedia says: “a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.”
• Urban dictionary says: “One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument. ”
• Encyclopedia Dramatica says: “A troll, most commonly encountered on the internet, is any person who purposely causes controversy in a web community and disrupts shit for his own amusement.”

So to sum it up a troll is an asshole.

What does a troll do?
A troll engages in the act of trolling.
Trolling is considered a lost art form, in a nutshell trolling is like playing a prank. There is to much to consider in the act of trolling to sum up in this article.

More to come!

Here we go!

OK guys and girls this is a blog about how you can troll people.
We are going to discus real life trolling and internet trolling, enjoy and have fun!